Quotations from Captain Eddie

September 30, 2018September 19, 2019 - by The Captain

Check out some of Captain Eddie’s words of wisdom. Chairman Mao had his little red book, Captain Eddie has a blog page. Much easier and cheaper to maintain….

I don't always fall down, but when I do it sometimes has nothing to do with drinking. — I don’t always fall down, but when I do it sometimes has nothing to do with drinking.

If you're buying into a Ponzi scheme, the trick is to get in early. — If you’re buying into a Ponzi scheme, the trick is to get in early.

When you come to Italy you might gain weight because it's always "ciao" time. — When you come to Italy you might gain weight because it’s always “ciao” time.

When you see your lawyer about suing your doctor for malpractice it's a complication compensation consultation. — When you see your lawyer about suing your doctor for malpractice it’s a complication compensation consultation.

I'd rather have cheap wine with a fine woman than fine wine with a cheap woman. — I’d rather have cheap wine with a fine woman than fine wine with a cheap woman.

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