The WD-40 Song
Lyrics and music by Ed Perrone (BMI)
Copyright © 2015 Ed Perrone. All rights reserved.
Digital single (2015)
One day many years ago, when I was about thirteen,
Daddy took me aside and told me, “Son, there are things you’ve never seen.
I’m gonna tell you now a secret you’ll need to know when you’re a man.
The solution to every guy’s problems come in a little blue sprayin’ can.
Well if your nuts are tight, if your tool is rusty,
If it’s hard to screw because your driver is all crusty,
If you need to slide in easily while feelin’ nice and sporty,
Get yourself a can of that WD-40.
Well Daddy’s words of wisdom stayed forever in my mind,
They helped me through the hardest times when all my gears would grind.
No matter what the challenge, I found that Daddy’s words were true,
The solution to every guy’s problems are in that little spray can of blue.
So when my nuts are tight and my tool is rusty,
When it’s hard for me to screw because my driver is all crusty,
When I need to slide in easily while feelin’ nice and sporty,
I just break out my can of WD-40.
I just break out my can of that WD-40.